- Me: Sarah, I feel like I'm driving into the Eye of Mordor right now, because the Sun is so damn bright!
- Sarah: That's how it was when I got off of work.
- Me: Hmm... One does simply not drive into Mordor. Um, yeah, bitch! One does.
- Sarah: I was totally thinking that!
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